May 12, 2017
Ken and Robin Talk About Stuff: New Hampshire’s Second Most Famous Notch
May 05, 2017
Ken and Robin Talk About Stuff: Bush Bachelor
April 28, 2017
Ken and Robin Talk About Stuff: Mom. He's Touching My Answer
April 21, 2017
Ken and Robin Talk About Stuff: The Titular Goat in This Reenactment
April 14, 2017
Ken and Robin Talk About Stuff: You Can’t Be a Martyr and Have It Coming
April 07, 2017
Ken and Robin Talk About Stuff: Not on the Front Page of the Literature
March 31, 2017
Ken and Robin Talk About Stuff: He-Man's Woman Hating Civilization
March 24, 2017
Ken and Robin Talk About Stuff: I Barely Killed Anybody
March 17, 2017
Ken and Robin Talk About Stuff: It’s Peter Framptons All the Way Down
March 10, 2017
Ken and Robin Talk About Stuff: Cat Hamlet Half-Elf Robot
March 03, 2017
Ken and Robin Talk About Stuff: Please Compensate For Our Brutal Incompetence
February 24, 2017
Ken and Robin Talk About Stuff: Not the Helsinki Mojitos
February 17, 2017
Ken and Robin Talk About Stuff: Your Perspective on Trees and Badgers
February 16, 2017
February 10, 2017
Ken and Robin Talk About Stuff: I Assume Someone Has Blood-Typed All the Monkeys
February 03, 2017
Ken and Robin Talk About Stuff: Other Buopoths Do
February 02, 2017
January 27, 2017
Ken and Robin Talk About Stuff: Yig is More of a Moundsville Ohio Guy
January 25, 2017
The Archer and the Beaver: A 15th Century Mugging
As you can tell just from looking at it, the above image from an early 15th century bestiary shows a beaver being held up by a hunter.
As the beaver well knows, the hunter wants only one part of him—his testicles. They contain castoreum, a precious oil.
Seeking to spare his life, the understandably miffed beaver has bitten off his testicles and flung them toward the hunter. These can be seen in the illustration, flying through the air between hunter and beaver, just below the former’s threatening arrowhead.
We can’t tell from the hunter’s grim expression whether he intends to keep his part of the bargain, or is concerned about his victim’s +9 (2d6+6) bite attack. If his veins pulse with the credo of the murder hobo, he may still fire that arrow, giving new meaning to the term “killing them and taking their stuff.”
Which is to say that in an F20 world, where dragons fly the skies and intelligent mushrooms may jump you when you go spelunking, it is important to depict the natural world in accord with all the latest natural history.
Latest as of, say, 1400.
This serious article is in no way to blame for the above.