March 03, 2017
Ken and Robin Talk About Stuff: Please Compensate For Our Brutal Incompetence
February 24, 2017
Ken and Robin Talk About Stuff: Not the Helsinki Mojitos
February 17, 2017
Ken and Robin Talk About Stuff: Your Perspective on Trees and Badgers
February 16, 2017
February 10, 2017
Ken and Robin Talk About Stuff: I Assume Someone Has Blood-Typed All the Monkeys
February 03, 2017
Ken and Robin Talk About Stuff: Other Buopoths Do
February 02, 2017
January 27, 2017
Ken and Robin Talk About Stuff: Yig is More of a Moundsville Ohio Guy
January 25, 2017
The Archer and the Beaver: A 15th Century Mugging
As you can tell just from looking at it, the above image from an early 15th century bestiary shows a beaver being held up by a hunter.
As the beaver well knows, the hunter wants only one part of him—his testicles. They contain castoreum, a precious oil.
Seeking to spare his life, the understandably miffed beaver has bitten off his testicles and flung them toward the hunter. These can be seen in the illustration, flying through the air between hunter and beaver, just below the former’s threatening arrowhead.
We can’t tell from the hunter’s grim expression whether he intends to keep his part of the bargain, or is concerned about his victim’s +9 (2d6+6) bite attack. If his veins pulse with the credo of the murder hobo, he may still fire that arrow, giving new meaning to the term “killing them and taking their stuff.”
Which is to say that in an F20 world, where dragons fly the skies and intelligent mushrooms may jump you when you go spelunking, it is important to depict the natural world in accord with all the latest natural history.
Latest as of, say, 1400.
This serious article is in no way to blame for the above.
January 20, 2017
Ken and Robin Talk About Stuff: Just Make Up a Bunch of Dwarves
January 13, 2017
Ken and Robin Talk About Stuff: Without Checking, Because That Spoils the Fun
January 06, 2017
Ken and Robin Talk About Stuff: There's No Blood in a JPEG
December 23, 2016
Ken and Robin Talk About Stuff: Suddenly You’re Eating Mustard Lettuce
December 15, 2016
December 09, 2016
Ken and Robin Talk About Stuff: Bear With Us, Everyone Else
December 08, 2016
December 01, 2016
November 28, 2016
Finding Me at Dragonmeet 2016
After a parlous period during which it seemed that Pelgrane Press’ magic spreadsheet had turned into a sensible spreadsheet, I am once again delighted to report that I’ll be attending Dragonmeet in London this Saturday. I’ll be there with the Pelgrane crew, including Kenneth Hite, Rob Heinsoo, Gareth Ryder-Hanrahan and of course co-honchos Cat Tobin and Simon Rogers.
The event itself has yet again shed its skin and grown larger and for the first time will be at the Novotel London West near the Hammersmith tube station.
Stop by to chat at the Pelgrane booth, or catch me at the following seminar events:
13:30: Ken and Robin Talk About Stuff Live: Join us for a live podcast recording as Ken nerdtropes up a storm and we field audience questions with our usual jetlagged aplomb.
15:30: What’s Up with Pelgrane Press: The whole team spills the beans on plans for 2017 and beyond, and I periodically urge the non-Kens among them to use their outdoor voices and speak up for the nice people.
If the publishing gods so decree, we’ll have a special Dragonmeet preview edition of Cthulhu Confidential, the flagship GUMSHOE One-2-One release. I could not be more excited about seeing this finally arrive in print form, so please propitiate the ink deities as the weekend draws near.
(Any Simon Rogerses out there might want to take note of the relationship between the venue and a local purveyor of Christmas sandwiches—traditional lunch of choice for humble, undemanding and hard-working freelancers. See handy map.)